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People Anonymously Confess Their Most Unfortunate Dating Stories

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No one really knows how to date.

We’re all just awkward, bumbling human beings hoping someone else doesn’t find us too offensive and maybe even wants to spoon occasionally.

Obviously, dates don’t always go so well. Just ask the Whisper users who anonymously uploaded their worst dating moments to the app.

While they’re funny, I’m not sure why you would think eating an entire plastic fork or talking about your child’s conception would impress a date.

Scroll down to see the most uncomfortable, honest dating confessions.

Asthma is not contagious.

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How considerate!

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The shushers are the worst.

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Did that seem like a good idea?

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Talk about apron strings.

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Stay away from people who eat pimple puss.

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Picky, aren’t we?

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Inedibles don’t impress me, either.

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The new guy definitely questioned your parking skills.

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Avoid the crazy ex-girlfriend until date number three.

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He’d also like his allowance for the week if it’s not too much trouble.

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This requires more explanation.

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The number two is serious business.

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This sounds like the plot of a sitcom.

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Yes, but what a charming nose piercing you have.

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You broke the first rule of the Boner Club.

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Or, you could have simply and subtly slipped out…

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