Sasha Obama’s Real Name Is Not Sasha And America Feels Totally Betrayed

Sasha’s real name, which wasn’t a secret (just notused), came to public attention when she worked a job at Martha’s Vineyard.

The Obamas have tried to make sure their daughters geta relatively normal upbringing, despite the obvious impossibility of that.

Malia was an intern on the set of “Girls” and is going to Harvard in fall 2017. Of course, counterproductively, Sasha hadto go to work in Martha’s Vineyard each morning with a full secret service detail. And, while there, the 15-year old used her given name, Natasha, on her name tag.

Since then, people on Twitter have been expressing their extremesurprise.

I had no clue that Sasha Obama real names is Natasha, I thought it was Sasha

BreneishaMariah (@BreneishaMariah) August 19, 2016

Sasha Obama’s real name is Natasha lmao who knew

— K (@kchanelwest) August 12, 2016

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A lot of folks seem to feel like this is a revelation on the scale of the Earth revolving around the sun.

Didn’t know Sasha Obama was actually Natasha Obama .

— Syke (@floridChiQ) August 11, 2016

How am I just now learning that Sasha Obama’s full first name is Natasha

— Adam Sneed (@atsneed) August 5, 2016

I didn’t know that Sasha Obama’s real name is Natasha.

jesmelia (@supastahh) August 11, 2016

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Sadly, they are not expressing this disbelief very creatively.

I recently found out that sasha obama’s name is actually natasha and I’ve honestly never felt so lied to

— Sara Jean (@sarajean116) August 10, 2016

wait wait wait wait
Sasha Obama’s real name is Natasha.
i feel like i been lied to since 2008

— Blair (@blairxjessica) March 12, 2016

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There are literally hundreds of tweets exactly like this.

Just found out Sasha Obama’s real name is Natasha and I feel like these past 8 years of my life have been a lie

— Evelia Guerrero (@evegue12) August 6, 2016

Sasha Obama’s name is actually Natasha and my whole life has been a lie

— sasha (@nochillsasha) August 15, 2016

I’m beginning to understand why Sasha didn’t make a big deal about this. When you’re the daughter of the most powerful man on the planet (apart from Paul Rudd, obviously), Twitter reels if you walk down the street, let alone let them know your name is not really your name.

I guess now is a good time to reveal my name isn’t actually Alec. Yeah, I know, considering my staggering popularity, all of the internet must feel extremely betrayed.

My real name is… Ash Ketchum (no relation).

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