Ten lords-a-leaping, four calling birds and a partridge in a pear tree? Doesn’t sound like anything we’ve seen on a Christmas wish list lately.

While “The 12 Days of Christmas” may be a holiday mainstay, it isn’t very up-to-date.

In this comic, Maria Scrivan revises the holiday tune to make it more relevant to our plugged-in lifestyles — Christmas selfies and text messages are more like it.

BONUS: A Cats’ Guide to Making Christmas Meow-y and Bright

Cats Guide to Christmas

1. You might not be feeling the spirit this year.

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2. Perhaps you’re overwhelmed by all the festive delights.

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3. Either way, don’t let it drag you down — you don’t want to go down that road.

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4. Embrace the merriment and tinsel.

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5. Reach for new heights in yule tide cheer.

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6. It helps to look the part.

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7. For optimal Santa-spotting results, go for super stealth mode.

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8. Channel Rambo in your gift wrapping.

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9. Beware of family members trying to sneak a peak at their gifts.

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10. Be nice when you catch them in the act.

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11. They probably just opened the same gift your aunt knits every year anyway.

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12. And remember: You’ll be getting presents too.

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13. Once it’s all over, they might expect you to clean up the wrapping paper.

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14. And when you feel like you just can’t deal anymore, find a place to curl up and hide.

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