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Brilliant: Conservative blogger dons a (D) to avoid media scrutiny!/RBPundit/status/278960108162125827

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em! That’s the philosophy blogger RB is subscribing to today. Fed up with the media’s ridiculous double standards when it comes to documenting liberals and Dems behaving badly, he opted to acquire a (D) of his own, thereby rendering him immune from any and all criticism:

I’ve added a (D) next to my name. Now anything I do will be ignored by the media (or explained away.)

— RB (D) (@RBPundit) December 12, 2012

Obama is a jackass! (But it’s okay… I have a D next to my name, racists.) #tcot #p2

— RB (D) (@RBPundit) December 12, 2012

Man, this is liberating.

— RB (D) (@RBPundit) December 12, 2012

Let’s be real. Mrs. Obama does have a rather large can. (It’s okay, though. I’m a Democrat. I can say this.)

— RB (D) (@RBPundit) December 12, 2012

It’s OK, @jim_moran. I have a (D) next to my name (like you do). The media won’t notice what I say (or they’ll explain it away). NICE, huh?

— RB (D) (@RBPundit) December 12, 2012

Exactly. When you’re a Democrat, it’s totally cool to be “embarrassed” that your thugly son is following in your footsteps and beating up women. In fact, it makes you even more awesome!

Other conservative Twitterers are following suit and rejoicing in their newfound freedom:

@rbpundit you can’t be racist. #thepowerofD

— James Chandler (@Chandlej) December 12, 2012

Isn’t it glorious? It’s like being reborn!

Great idea MT @rbpundit: having a (D) next to your name grants you immunity from being held responsible for hiring prostitutes and illegals.

— Greg Wolkins (D) (@gregwolkins) December 12, 2012

@gregwolkins Can I put a (D) next to my non slave name and get immunity? @toure reference 🙂 @rbpundit

— Kënt (D-TX) (@badfr0g) December 12, 2012

Knock yourself out! And your girlfriend, too, while you’re at it. After all, you’re now shielded by your trusty (D).

What the Hell…I’m in RT“@rbpundit: I’ve added a (D) next to my name. Now anything I do will be ignored by the media (or explained away.)”

— Deep Blue (D) (@WildcatDM) December 12, 2012

Done @keder @rbpundit

— Kurtis Marsh (D) (@kurtismarsh) December 12, 2012

@rbpundit Niiice 😀

— Mitchell (D) (@EnasYorl) December 12, 2012

Following the advice of @rbpundit, I’m adding a (D) to my twitter name. Now I can get away with all kinds of illegal shit!

— EEÉ (D) (@EEElverhoy) December 12, 2012

New idea from @rbpundit place a (D) by your name and you can get away with anything. Feel free to now cheat, lie, and steal for the cause!

— Chris (D)(@csbarron4) December 12, 2012

@rbpundit Excellent idea. Just put a (D) beside my name. Now I shall proceed to “forget” to pay all my taxes.

— Kimberly C (D) (@conkc2) December 12, 2012

Not to worry — you’re protected!

@rbpundit now I suddenly have the urge to jump in a tree and fling poo at anyone who disagrees with me.

— Deep Blue (D) (@WildcatDM) December 12, 2012

@suziqleigh @rbpundit I can hire illegal immigrants, prostitutes, drive women off bridges.

— EEÉ (D) (@EEElverhoy) December 12, 2012

The possibilities are endless!

I like @rbpundit‘s idea. I’m going to put a D by my name so I can start pooping on stuff and the media will say I’m a hero.

— Eric(@eriContrarian) December 12, 2012

Just hired a guy. Was going to ask his immigration status, then remembered, “Hey! I have a (D) in my name! No check needed!”

— EEÉ (D) (@EEElverhoy) December 12, 2012

@rbpundit: Look I just added a (D) after my name. I’m going to open a whorehouse and the media will say I’m a clever businesswoman.

— NillaLatte (D) (@nillalatte) December 12, 2012

I’d like to thank @rbpundit (D) for giving me the courage to come out as a huge lib. So free now! Also, pay up.

— Loren (a Huge Lib) (@lheal) December 12, 2012

I can now send young women pictures of my dick over Twitter and blame it on conservative hackers. And the media will nod and smile. #Hero

— Eric(@eriContrarian) December 12, 2012

That’s right. Here, have a candy bar! You’ve earned it.

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