Sex is the best but, like, can also totally be the worst.
Knockin boots can be a high-risk/high-reward situation. On the one hand, there is a good chance sex will lead to your genitals feeling pretty dang great, and who doesnt love that?
On the reverse side, youre literally putting your baby makers in the most dangerous situation they can be in — unless youre those guys who deactivate bombs for the military. Stuff is flying around, pokin and mushing stuff and slammin into other stuff during sex.
It can be really complicated and treacherous before you add in the fact alcohol is usually involved.Its a wonder all of us dont severelyinjure ourselves regularly during bone seshes.
So, if you thought you were alone in having a backlog of awful sexual experiences, you’re not. Everyone has one, and thanks to a few brave Reddit users, those stories are now super public.
1. I see that teeny #humblebrag.
2. Pray for this man and his Swiss-cheese peen.
3. “Pussy was still in the wrapper” is the worst assemblage of words ever.
4. Don’t make love to a knife factory.
5. I’m happy this guy was able to make it work.
6. Post-breakup, losing-virginity sex has a TERRIBLE Yelp rating.
7. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
8. I hope this womanhe got a blowjob from and her ex-boyfriend patch things up.
9. Ah yes, the ol’ “twofer.”
10. This guy is a reverse Michael Jordan.
11. At least everyone at that party thought you were getting super-duper mega laid!
12. Rough almost half-decade, brah.
13. Time to invest in an inflatable seat-doughnut.
Read more: http://elitedaily.com/social-news/people-describe-worst-sex-ever-had/1373555/
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