25 Most Effective Ways To Decrease Your Life Expectancy And Die Young
There are so many lists out there concerned with increasing life expectancy. What if we took slightly different approach? These are the 25 most effective ways to decrease your life expectancy and die young.
20. Wrestle a polar bear
wikipedia We don’t have any statistics on this one but we’re pretty sure it can’t be good for you.
15. Gorge on processed food late at night
wikipedia Full of heart clogging fat and an army of impossible to pronounce chemicals, when combined with unnecessary stress processed foods are sure to hasten your demise.
10. Start a business in Russia without paying off the Mafia
Under most circumstances this is probably the least advisable thing you could ever do.
5. Go sunbathing on the White House Lawn
wikipedia Between snipers, attack dogs, and other super advanced robotic anti sunbather weaponry this should be one of your last resorts.
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