The 10 Greatest Tricks The Devil Ever Pulled, According To Twitter

Andrew Miller
@MillerLoLife

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that ketchup chips were a Canadian lie. Until today: http://t.co/zsIcCUknaP

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Alshon Fubawu
@AlshonFubawu

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you purchase and consume his potted meat products.

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Declan Fay
@declanf

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe it was a good idea to download the new version of iTunes.

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sxymama
@sxymama311

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that Taco Bell employs a real chef.

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pourmecoffee
@pourmecoffee

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was splitting Breaking Bad final season in two.

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Julia Pizzi
@jpizzi

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people they should drink out of mason jars

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Very Rude Tweets™
@VeryRudeTweets

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people there’s an empty parking space when it’s actually occupied by small cars.

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Duncan Jones
@ManMadeMoon

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince people that puppies are cute.. They’re little poo monsters!

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Leon
@leonstj

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting my microwave above eye level & convincing me to heat soup in a bowl barely big enough.

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Pauly Casillas
@PaulyPeligroso

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was getting Larry the Cable Guy his own show on the History Channel.

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