This Is For Everyone Hopelessly In Love With Corey Stoll

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1. Does the name “Corey Stoll” not ring the alarm for you? Does it not elicit a thirst that begs to be quenched? Then sit back, my friend, and listen:

2. This bald and beautiful studmuffin is Corey Stoll — full-time film and television actor, full-time life ruiner.

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3. You might know him as U.S. Rep. Peter Russo of the Netflix hit House of Cards.

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Here he is brooding and also naked in a tub. Perhaps an image you would like permanently tattooed behind your eyelids.

4. Or maybe you first noticed him as Ernest Hemingway in the fantasy rom-com Midnight in Paris.

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He made the biggest literary mansplainer look hot — a crime for which he shall never be forgiven or forgotten.

5. And you’ll see him in the upcoming film adaptation of the novel This Is Where I Leave You.

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He’ll be playing sibling to Tina Fey, Jason Bateman, and Adam Driver — as well as son to Jane Fonda — in what looks to be a great movie that your boyfriend will sleep through while you bawl your eyes out.