4. That doesn’t mean what you think it means, Mom.
5. Great, now Mom thinks you’re a jerk.
9. Mom’s memory is starting to go.
10. Someone call the burn unit.
13. Sounds like Dad had a great time.
14. Mom and Dad are proud…of your travel plans.
15. inherdefenseitsactuallyreallyhardtofind
16. You know…grape jelly…for sex.
20. The charmingly adolescent euphemism balances out the grossness of this one.
21. I guess I kinda see it?
24. Totally uncalled for, but still a pretty great burn.
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