Cut the poor man some slack. He’s just an average day-to-day Australian, just like us!
1. Tony never misses the free sausage sizzle at Bunnings.
2. Tony has embarrassing photos online from his university days.
3. Tony shares the same thoughts on Big Brother still being on TV.
4. Tony also gets interrupted by those darn telemarketers far too often!
5. Tony loves to pash random shelias.
6. Tony shared the same reaction during the final minutes of “Trial by Combat” on Game of Thrones.
7. Tony also gets awkward when you stare at him while he eats a banana.
8. When Tony is feeling down he goes to the nearest bowling club to boost his confidence.
9. Tony knows it’s Cadbury chocolate or GTFO.
10. Tony knows how to take a mean #selfie
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11. Tony loves to get fucked up with the boys.
12. Trips to Bali are on Tony’s yearly calendar.
Gotta love those cheap Jetstar airfares.
13. Tony also has that friend that no one else likes. Tony swears that he’s nice once you get to know him.
Such a grub.
14. Tony. Fucking. Loves. Meat. Pies.
15. Tony also jumped on the Socceroos bandwagon.
16. Tony loves spinning a yarn with his mates.
“So then I said, don’t worry Australia, the ABC will remain untouched.”
17. Tony fucking loves Aussie hip-hop!
He is considering putting funding towards hoverboard research. Happy Seth?
18. Tony also get bored to death when Alan Jones talks.
19. Tony has a signature move to “wow” the ladies.
20. Tony loves cardio based workouts so he can shred for Stereo.
21. Tony goes apeshit for ice cream.
22. Tony knows that smoko is the most important meal of the day.
23. Tony sometimes makes unnecessary, impulse purchases. TREAT YOURSELF!
24. Redheads scare the absolute fuck out of Tony
25. Tony owns a guitar, and like you has never played it.
26. Tony sometimes gets a little bit baby crazy.
27. Finally, Tony is an Australian, and in the end he knows there’s no such thing as an enemy. Everyone in Straya are mates, whether they want to admit it or not.
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