Let me quench my thirst with a STOLLi martini. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1408049951); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3416847”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1408049951); }); 1. Does the name “Corey Stoll” not ring the alarm for you? Does it not elicit a thirst that begs to be quenched? Then sit back, my…