Wait … you mean senators meet with ambassadors? SERIOUSLY?! But but but, Al Franken and the Left said … Russia! So glad Ted Cruz went on Morning Joe to straighten out this Sessions/Russia BS like only he can. Watch: WATCH: Ted Cruz DEFENDS Sessions, calls allegations a NOTHINGBURGER https://t.co/5KU2NIpS5K pic.twitter.com/neW8sGpdb9 — The Right Scoop (@TheRightScoop)…
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Donald Trump Confuses Entire Nation With One Fat FAIL of a Tweet
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Leave it to Donald Trump to take to Twitter yet again, and effortlessly confuse an entire nation….and then some. 1 It all begins with this…. Via: @realDonaldTrump 2 Via: @realDonaldTrump 3 Via: @realDonaldTrump 4 Via: @realDonaldTrump 5 Via: @realDonaldTrump 6 Via: @realDonaldTrump 7 Via: @realDonaldTrump 8 Via: @realDonaldTrump 9 Via: @realDonaldTrump 10 Via: @realDonaldTrump 11…
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#GOPTaxBill MELTDOWN in progress: Will millennials take this drastic advice from Kurt Eichenwald?
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The GOP tax bill passing the Senate has caused great panic among the likes of Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Kurt Eichenwald is also among the triggered, who went as far as to offer this advice to millennials: America died tonight. Economic suicide adopted to feed the insatiable greed of donors, who have been refusing…
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WOW: Michael Moore’s excitement about Rachel Maddow’s big Trump scoop stopped on a dime
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Michael Moore was pretty excited about Rachel Maddow’s teaser for her big scoop on Donald Trump’s taxes: Turn on Rachel @Maddow! MSNBC! — Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 15, 2017 Until something didn’t quite go as he hoped, at which point… Clearly the source of the "leaked" return is Trump himself. 10-20 missing pages w/ key…
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WATCH: Trump won’t rule out third-party run in interview with Chris Wallace
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Book of the Day: Book Entitled Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration is 206 Blank Pages
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Read more: http://cheezburger.com/8998818560/amazon-selling-empty-book-why-trump-deserves-trust-respect-and-admiration
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Send Your Resume, But Don’t Let Them Check Your References
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Read more: http://cheezburger.com/8965960192/send-your-resume-but-dont-let-them-check-your-references
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Best Of: Talk To Me Like You’re A F*cking Idiot Memes
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Popular comic Cyanide and Happiness has given the meme world plenty of comics to exploit – and we’re adding another to the list. Their February 10th, 2016 comic, in which a woman requests that her partner talk to her like a f*cking idiot, is ripe for the editing. Here are some of our favorite variations. The…
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Everyone Has Their Own Theory About Why Donald Trump Was Eyeing Melania’s Ballot
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The Prevailing Theory is That Donald Doesn’t Trust Her to Vote for Him Donald Trump doesn’t even trust Melania to vote for him. (by @ToddDracula) pic.twitter.com/GVMyNGJyUv — CAFE (@cafedotcom) November 8, 2016 Read more: http://cheezburger.com/1121029/donald-trump-melania-trump-voting-ballot-everyone-has-their-own-theory
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Mourners Around the Nation Hold Vigils for the Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre, The Fake Tragedy Kellyanne Conway Made Up
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You are not remembered. Spotted at the Bowling Green subway station. A group chanting: “we all are Bowling Green, never remember, always forget” #BowlingGreen pic.twitter.com/OmgMPZTwfp — Frank Posillico (@FrankPosillico) February 4, 2017 Read more: http://cheezburger.com/1489669/people-are-holding-vigils-for-the-tragic-victims-of-the-bowling-green-masacre-the-horrific
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OUCH! Iowahawk skewers prediction from ‘investment expert supergenius Paul Krugman’
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The stock market seems to have recovered nicely after being dented in part by Brian Ross’s bit of #FakeNews the other day: Futures pointing to a big day for stocks as the Dow soars more than 200 points pic.twitter.com/VcoO1mMXbw — CNBC Futures Now (@CNBCFuturesNow) December 4, 2017 /cdn-cgi/scripts/ddc5a536/cloudflare-static/email-decode.min.jshttps://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js Iowahawk took the opportunity to remember what…
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This Is How The Supreme Court Is Involved In A President’s Impeachment
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It’s no wonder why the question of how exactly a president gets impeached is a point of curiosity this year. In Congress, four separate investigations are being conducted in relation to Russian efforts to manipulate the American electoral process. The FBI has it’s own as well. At the head of that particular investigation is former…
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Zach Galifianakis Won’t Interview Trump Because He’s ‘Mentally Challenged’
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Lets just say you will NOT be seeing Donald Trump appear on Funny or Dies Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis anytime soon. It turns out the 46-year-old actor and comedian wants nothing to do with The Donald. But why? The news comes just days after Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton appeared on the show.…
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Seth Meyers Proposes the Recent Hamilton Fiasco Could’ve Been a Distraction Employed by Trump in Light of Bigger Scandalous Behavior
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[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZNz6HdEno?searchbar=0&iv_load_policy=3&ap=%2526fmt%3D18&wmode=transparent&showinfo=0] Read more: http://cheezburger.com/83748609/seth-meyers-proposes-hamilton-controversy-distracted-from-trumps-other-scandalous-behavior
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Muslim Sports Icons Kareem And Ali Condemn Donald Trump’s Islamophobia
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Earlier this week, Donald Trump made an insensitive, xenophobic comment regarding Muslims in sports. It was callous, uneducated and downright untrue. Obama said in his speech that Muslims are our sports heroes. What sport is he talking about, and who? Is Obama profiling? Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2015 Immediately, the response was to…
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Donald Trump’s Talking About Getting The ‘Easy D!’ On Twitter and People Are Losing It
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Read more: http://cheezburger.com/1517829/donald-trumps-talking-about-getting-the-easy-d-on-twitter-and-people-are-losing-it
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Donald Trump’s Campaign Unveils First TV Ad With One Glaring Mistake
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On Monday, Donald Trump’s campaign released its first TV ad, and boy, oh boy, is it a doozy. In the 30-second spot, Trump declares all terror attacks as “radical Islamic terrorism,” calls for a temporary ban on Muslims entering the US, promises to “cut the head off ISIS” and, of course, discusses his plan to…
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Donald Trump Just Told Everyone He Has A Big D*ck
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We thought we’d seen and heard it all from Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, but we were wrong. At the beginning of the GOP debate on Thursday night, Trump addressed insults recently lobbed back and forth between him and Senator Marco Rubio. Rubio recently made fun of Trump for having small hands, and implied it…
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Former Mexican President Vicente Fox: Trump ‘reminds me of Hitler’
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Media gather for Donald Trump’s mystery press conference
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Word is that Donald Trump will make a special announcement tonight at a 9 p.m. press conference. Shouldn’t he be in a room with his campaign team anxiously watching the results as they come in? One thing is certain: press assigned to the event aren’t complaining. It certainly looks like the press conference is norumor,…