The season’s most stressful holiday is upon us — and we’re not talking about Thanksgiving with your in-laws. Black Friday is the boss level for all retail customers. It’s the one day of the year when retailers allow shoppers to tear displays to pieces and fight each other over a waffle iron. If you’re braving…
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A Dog’s life…
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A Cover of Queen Using Only Movie Screams Now Exists
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[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz_UR61wQes?enablejsapi=1&] Screaming has never sounded so musical. Thanks to the Internet, and the charitable work of YouTuber Ryan Mitchell, a cover of Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” now exists, created using nothing but screams from beloved blockbusters. The screams come from films like Home Alone, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Shining and a…
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These 11 Olympic Fails Will Make You Cringe
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Olympic Fails [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmCtGKwgJ2k] 1. Bell Ringing Fail Before the 2012 Olympics were off and running, this flop by the British Culture Secretary happily made its way around the Internet. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hRwnXmdRCo] 2. Public Relations Fail In an effort to emulate the pomp and circumstance surrounding the Games, London Mayor Boris Johnson got himself stuck…
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YouTube’s 18 Most Epic Sports Meltdowns
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YouTube’s Funniest Sports Freak-outs [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-k-rUvtmgM] 1. Handball Player Drops His Shorts and, Uh, Does Other Things Too This Italian handball player instantly entered the pantheon of all-time sports meltdowns recently when he, shall we say, overreacted to a sarcastic peck from an antagonistic opponent. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82BPA5QAaQ] 2. “I’m a F#$%in’ Soldier!” Kellen Winslow, Jr.…
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Apple Parody Has Your ‘One More Thing’ Moment: ‘We’re Buying Google’
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What if Apple had unleashed absolutely nothing new during its Sept. 12 event? Well, comedy engine College Humor turned that inconceivable thought into a reality in the above spoof starring actor Christopher McDonald, who also played Apple CEO Tim Cook in the “Steve Jobs’ Substitute” parody. “Today, Apple is releasing something more extraordinary: nothing,” McDonald…
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Obamacare Tweet Was Made for Trolls
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Oh, White House. Haven’t you learned that any and all images on Twitter can and will be Photoshopped to use against you? The President and his social media team learned the Internet’s version of Miranda rights the hard way Thursday, when they tweeted an image of Obama holding a sign prompting people to sign up…
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Two Women On ‘HONY’ Who Like To Bitch About Things Are All of Us
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When you think of “Humans of New York,” you think about life-altering stories that inspire, entertain and enlighten. However, this recent Facebook postfrom Humans of New Yorkcomes across more like an Instagram meme than a “HONY” story. As you can see below, these two women featured in a Facebook post over Fourth of July weekend…
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Here Are The 36 Absolute Worst Things That Could Happen To You. What Was #26 Thinking?!
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Life sure does have a sense of humor. I can remember some really terrible things that have happened to me, and looking back, most are pretty hilarious in retrospect. Hopefully these people can say the same thing. Well maybe not this first guy… Wait! Did he just do that?? 1. Wow, becoming a professional BMX…
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Genius Finds 7 Acceptable Ways To Compliment Boobs In Public (Video)
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[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oChIeqBFNvQ&w=600&h=315] There’s a fine line between complimenting and harassing, especially when it comes to discussing a woman’s body. One prankster hilariously walks that line in this video. He approaches a woman and says something like “nice melons” or “nice rack” in an attempt to get a reaction out of her, who assumes he’s referring to…
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Rollerskating Turtle Thief: Today’s Weirdest Thing on the Internet
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[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BdEnWrkMgo&w=640&h=480] A turtle rollerskates into a grocery store and attempts to steal lettuce — that’s not the beginning of a joke, rather it’s the latest prank from French humorist Rémi Gaillard. Gaillard’s motto, which appears at the end of the video, tranlates to “It’s by doing whatever, that one becomes whoever.” Watch Gaillard dressed…
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President Obama Rocked a Tan Suit, So Twitter Went Nuts
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US President Barack Obama holds a press conference in the Brady Press Briefing Room at the White House in Washington, DC, August 28, 2014. Image: SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images President Obama, likely knowing full well that stricter fashion rules go into place following Labor Day, wore a tan suit to a press conference on Thursday. The…
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These Are The 10 Words And Phrases We All Need To Stop Saying Incorrectly
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I’m going to begin this piece with an important public service announcement: “Irregardless” is not a word. Webster will try to tell you that it’s cool to use it, but Webster is a liar. It contradicts itself. It doesn’t make sense. The word you’re looking for is “regardless,” and no, they shouldn’t just be used…
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Funny Texting Conversations That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone
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These 10 Valentine’s Greetings From Kids Are Hilariously Honest. These Are Too Funny!
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Experiencing Valentine’s Day as an adult can be a stressful experience. If you’re in a relationship, there is a lot of pressure to perform for your partner (in a variety of ways). If you’re single, there’s pressure to answer the age-old question: WHY AM I SINGLE? For children, though, the holiday is like any other.…
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If You Laugh At These Jokes, Congratulations! You’re A Nerd.
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Listen up nerds: you’re about to laugh your Bunsen burners off. Thanks to the rise of the socially awkward and scientifically-minded outcasts of the world, the Internet has become Nerdtown. Truthfully, we couldn’t be happier about it. Take a break from the lab to check out these hilarious one-liners that would have Schrödinger slappin’ his…
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Signs You Have A Roommate Problem
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Retail Employees Confess Worst Parts About Working During Holidays (Photos)
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Whisper Working in retail is obviously a tough job, especially during the winter months. Cranky customers, mislabeled inventory and messy shelves are only a few of the things that can make retail a suckfest. Of course, you’re grateful to be employed, but that doesn’t mean you don’t spend all your spare time ranting and cutting…
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Revised ’12 Days of Christmas’ Reveals Truth About Ho-Ho-Hoing
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Ten lords-a-leaping, four calling birds and a partridge in a pear tree? Doesn’t sound like anything we’ve seen on a Christmas wish list lately. While “The 12 Days of Christmas” may be a holiday mainstay, it isn’t very up-to-date. In this comic, Maria Scrivan revises the holiday tune to make it more relevant to our…