Sound familiar? 1. Your family said grace before every meal, but very sarcastically. 5. Your dog was uncircumcised. Via Onwardstate.com/ 6. Richard Dawkins had a key to your garage, and sometimes youd go in there and hed be taking a nap or eating popcorn from an unmarked bag. Via 99gifs.com 7. A common thing that…
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Chaos: This Coffee Shop Is Also An Art Gallery
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Citizens of the four corners of the world, take heed, and behold what horror descends upon us. An unholy paradox has revealed itself. Within its walls, utter chaos reigns: This coffee shop is also an art gallery. Insanity. There can be no godly reason for such an abomination. Lo, for here the oceans shall fall…
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If Arnold From Hey Arnold! Were Real, He Would Have Been Cleaned Out By Bernie Madoff In 2008
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Those who grew up watching Nickelodeon in the 90s are no doubt familiar with the animated series Hey Arnold! and its earnest and lovable central character, Arnold. He may have made his share of mistakes, but no matter what, Arnold had his heart in the right place. Its a good thing he was a cartoon,…
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As A Woman, Watching Wonder Woman Served As A Beautiful Reminder That I Could Probably Kill Someone With A Sword
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Incredible! Lactaid Has Released A New After-Dinner Gun That Lactose-Intolerant People Can Shoot Themselves With If They Ingest Dairy
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Find Out What Cameron Diaz, Maggie Smith, And Tom Brady Have To Say
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Snakes And Pelicans, Natures Duet!
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Snakes and pelicans! By themselves theyre fine, but together: simply divine! When you unite photos of snakes and pelicans, they become more than the sum of their parts. One slithers on the ground. One soars through the sky. Yin meets yang. Their differences form a perfect symmetry, glorious to behold! Consider the snake. Lonely and…
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Ready To Win: LeBron James Spent The Entire Offseason Thinking About Jumping
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Ever since the Cleveland Cavaliers lost in the NBA Finals last summer, people have been wondering how Cavs superstar LeBron James would prepare himself for another long season ahead. Given what he said to the press after practice yesterday, the rest of the league should be very scared. I spent the whole summer thinking about…
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Inspiring: When This Woman Was Feeling Too Lazy To Vote, Her Ovaries Burst Out Of Her Body And Dragged Her To The Polling Place
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Well, if this doesnt inspire you to do your civic duty, nothing will! When California resident Candice Payne woke up this morning, she wasnt totally sure she was up to going through the hassle of voting. She figured the lines would be long, the wait would be awful, and the stress probably wouldnt be worth…
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Heartwarming: When This Mother Tiger Lost Her Cubs During Birth, The Zookeepers Gave Her A Litter Of Piglets To Eat
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It was a tragic day at the San Diego Zoo. Maaravi, a 12-year-old mother tiger, had just given birth to a litter of cubs when the unthinkable happened. Deprived of air, all six of her prematurely born children suffocated. Worried that Maaravi would fall into depression, zookeepers knew they had to cheer her up as…
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Hero: When This Man Heard That A Handful Of People Are Crushed Each Year From Vending Machines Tipping Over, He Decided To Hold Out For A Bigger Problem To Address
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Find Out What Hope Solo, Neil deGrasse Tyson, And Jill Stein Have To Say
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Awesome! This Eighth-Grader Can Moonwalk Just As Well As Michael Jackson
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Wow. If you want to know what raw talent looks like, here it is. Channeling the spirit of the King of Pop himself, this eighth-grader tried MJs iconic moonwalk dance, and, well, he absolutely nailed it. Check out his flawlessly smooth moves for yourself: //www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=3071 Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/video/awesome-eighth-grader-can-moonwalk-just-well-micha-2875
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These Recently Uncovered Ancient Texts Show What A Normal Day In Rome Was Like 2,000 Years Ago
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Earlier this month, a team of researchers from Britains Southampton University unearthed a previously undiscovered ancient Roman settlement containing a library of scrolls that provide incredible insight into what life was like for Roman citizens 2,000 years ago. Here are some of the major takeaways, with relevant excerpts from the texts. Prepare to take a…
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Prodigy: This 16-Year-Old Just Became The Youngest-Ever Grandmaster Of Drinking Out Of A Hose
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If youre worried that you havent accomplished anything yet, this kid sure isnt going to help things. His name is Ricky Clark, and at 16 years old, he just became the youngest-ever grandmaster of drinking water out of a hose. Whoa! Who even is this kid? The title, which Ricky clinched after defeating Norwegian hose-drinking…
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7 Badass Female MMA Fighters Who Better Not Try To Crush My Nativity Scene Between Their Powerful Thighs
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I swear to God, I better not catch them doing anything funny. 1. Ronda Rousey I spent three full days setting up all the intricacies of my Nativity scene, so if I saw Ronda Rousey defiling any of my figurines with her powerful limbs, you know Ill flip. Look, this kickass UFC Bantamweight Champion might…
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7 Steamy Pictures Of Jonathan Taylor Thomas That Will Make Your Pants Drop To The Floor So Hard You Have To Get Your Kitchen Retiled
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He was Americas favorite teen heartthrob, and hes here to decimate your floors. 1. When you gaze into JTTs crystal-blue eyes, the sound of your khakis rocketing off your hips and utterly annihilating the tile of your kitchen will be deafening. 2. WARNING: Do not look directly at this picture, or your trousers may lodge…
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This Guy Perfectly Explains Global Warming Probably
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As the debate over global warming rages on, it can sometimes be difficult to articulate exactly how crucial it is for us to make some serious changes before its too late. Well, YouTube user BenMizzle09 discovered this video that most likely does a great job summarizing global warming. So, watch this and have all of…
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7 Things Only Chocolate Lovers Understand, But That I Have Learned By Studying Their Ways
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I have never loved the brown dessert paste known as chocolate, but I have gleaned these truths through careful observation. 1. Everything tastes better covered in chocolate is one of the seminal creeds of the chocolate lover. At first glance, it appears that chocolate lovers only enjoy chocolate. Not so! Chocolate lovers also consume other…
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Silencing Dissent: Donald Trump Just Threw An Elderly Version Of Himself Out Of His Rally For Shouting Beware Hubris!
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Looks like Donald Trumps habit of silencing any and all criticism at his rallies is still going strong. At a rally yesterday, the headstrong Republican presidential nominee ejected an elderly version himself for shouting Beware hubris! at him while he was in the middle of a speech. Yikes. It looks like Trump is more committed…