Going to Chipotle requires patience, perseverance, and a very empty stomach. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1407525973); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3411691”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1407525973); }); 1. The combination of pride and shame felt when your friend reminds you this is the third time you’ve had Chipotle this week. View this…