Matt Lucas Trying To Make A New Friend Is The Sweetest Thing You’ll See Today

The Matt In The Hat
@RealMattLucas

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I am dining alone at Wagamama and the teenage girls next to me are framing me into their selfies and they think I don’t know. #ButIKnow

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izzy
@izzywarner12

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Trying to work out if its Matt Lucas whos sitting next to us at wagamumma…

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The Matt In The Hat
@RealMattLucas

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They’re giggling. I might have been rumbled back.

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The Matt In The Hat
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Maybe they’ll talk to me.

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The Matt In The Hat
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I might like that. I would talk to them but I’m too shy

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The Matt In The Hat
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They’re laughing and reading my tweets but still haven’t said hello. The young generation, eh?

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The Matt In The Hat
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Waiting patiently whilst laughing breaks out next to me.

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The Matt In The Hat
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I want them to be my friends but they have to say hi first because grown ups can’t approach teenage girls anymore.

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izzy
@izzywarner12

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@RealMattLucas yeh well my parents told me not to talk to strangers…

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The Matt In The Hat
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@izzywarner12 no izzy, you’ll have to say hello in the flesh. I was born in 1974 and this is how my people do it.

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The Matt In The Hat
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Still waiting

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The Matt In The Hat
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I’m putting my phone down and I’m not tweeting again until they say hello.

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Ben Goffe
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@RealMattLucas Hope you’re not waiting for too long.

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craig haynes
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@RealMattLucas @izzywarner12 on a knife edge here

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jcreedy
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@RealMattLucas @izzywarner12 This could be beautiful if one of you says hello. Share a gyoza!

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jake chapman
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@RealMattLucas @izzywarner12 that’ll leave her wanton more

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The Matt In The Hat
@RealMattLucas

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Matt and Izzy. BFFs forever.

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