Sofia Vergara’s Literal Gun Rack For “Machete Kills”

This lead to the obvious questions, such as:

• What’s the magazine size?
• How do you reload?
• Is there padding to keep the kick from turning your chest into a mangled bruise?

And of course:

• Who makes these? Since there is obviously a market because…

2. First Britney Spears did it.

3. Then Katy Perry, with the non-lethal modification.

4. And of course, Lady Gaga.

5. Who is also in “Machete Kills,” bringing the gun rack insanity full circle.