Community Post: 18 Reasons You Cry When You’re Hungover

1. You’ve got hangover guilt.

You haven’t done anything wrong, it’s just a feeling.

2. Someone asks if you remember anything

You don’t.

3. You run out of coffee.

You NEED coffee.

4. You want food but it’s in a different room.

It’s so far away. BRING ME THE FOOD.

5. You order pizza.

But the shop is shut. It is a disaster.

6. You check your sent messages.

You realise you may have been crying last night. You despair.

7. You spot a pile of receipts across the room.

I ordered HOW many cocktails?

8. And then you check your bank balance.

Your social life is over. You won’t eat for a week.

9. You remember something bad from night before.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

10. You listen to Taylor Swift.

So deep.

Too deep. You cry.

11. Noone will give you a hug

Not even one.

13. You have an existential crisis.

You feel like the whole world hates you so you find something to comfort you…

14. You watch the death of Bambi’s Mum

NEVER DO THIS HUNGOVER

15. And all this is forgetting the fact you have a splitting headache

…which just won’t. go. away.

16. Oh no it won’t.

17. But find someone else to share your tears…

18. And you’ll wonder what all the fuss was about.

Happy hangovers.