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‘Twerking Grannie’: Madonna licks shower door in disturbing bathroom selfie

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/444215759007662080

Just why?

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Blame the Koch Brothers? Harry Reid would approve:

http://twitter.com/#!/DCHoodRat4Life/status/444216047135379456

Madonna is 55, which is slightly older than your average member of “Generation Selfie.”

http://twitter.com/#!/SirHalcyon/status/444217778992451584
http://twitter.com/#!/barbarabee2u/status/444216216149045248

For the win:

http://twitter.com/#!/SmallgGay/status/444198413970595840

Possibly coming soon to a video awards show near you!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/13/the-twerking-grannie-madonna-copies-miley-licks-shower-door-in-disturbing-bathroom-selfie/

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