Movie Guns Replaced With Duck Hunter Zappers Tops The Morning Links

Merry Christmas Katy Perry! You get an until now unknown love child half-sister! – [Crushable]

Somehow, without actual proof the creature exists, one scientist has mapped Bigfoot’s genome. – [GeeksAreSexy]

Sundance just unveiled their 2013 film festival line-up. – [HollywoodReporter]

Millennials love Martha Stewart, not so much Oprah. – [NYMag]

Restore your faith in humanity, or at least the police, with this photo of a NYC cop helping a homeless man. – [TheWeek]

Check out this supercut of movies Nicolas Cage has no business being in. – [Uproxx]

A look back at the 50 biggest stars that shone in sports in 2012. – [BleacherReport]

The strike in retail has spread to fast food as NYC workers stage a walk out. – [Salon]

If you’re somewhere private, come see Naomi Campbell topless on the cover of a Russian fashion magazine with Kate Moss (NSFW!) – [Refinery29]

Headline Story: Not sure what Kent Sheeley’s goal was with this series of 23 iconic movie guns replaced with NES guns, but does it matter? No. No it doesn’t. – [CoedMagazine]