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Ridiculously Unnecessary Fashion Accessories For Every Meal

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1. Let’s start off with a basic breakfast.

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2. For $4,800, you can purchase this Chanel bag shaped like a milk carton.

For $4,800, you can purchase this Chanel bag shaped like a milk carton.

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3. Which would pair nicely with some fruit, such as an $1,995 Charlotte Olympia bag.

Which would pair nicely with some fruit, such as an $1,995 Charlotte Olympia bag.

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Apparently the suede fabric mimics the fuzzy texture of a peach.

4. Or perhaps you’re craving a pineapple. This Judith Leiber clutch will set you back a whopping $5,995.

Or perhaps you're craving a pineapple. This Judith Leiber clutch will set you back a whopping $5,995.

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5. Angry yet? It’s time for a Ronald McDonald-inspired lunch.

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6. Moschino offers a Happy Meal for only $1,050.

Moschino offers a Happy Meal for only $1,050.

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7. Want fries with that?

Want fries with that?

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For $85, you can own this iPhone case… or 85 orders of actual french fries from the dollar menu.

8. And don’t forget to drink up with this $895 bag!

And don't forget to drink up with this $895 bag !

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9. For dinner, we’re having Chinese food.

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10. At $1,295, Charlotte Olympia offers you a traditional Chinese takeaway box.

At $1,295, Charlotte Olympia offers you a traditional Chinese takeaway box.

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It’s also covered in insects. Appetizing.

11. Or you can purchase the Kate Spade version for the “bargain” price of $348.

Or you can purchase the Kate Spade version for the "bargain" price of $348.

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12. Finally, it’s dessert time.

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13. Fancy a British biscuit? Now you can store your leftovers in an Anya Hindmarch clutch for a mere $1,450.

Fancy a British biscuit? Now you can store your leftovers in an Anya Hindmarch clutch for a mere $1,450.

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14. There’s also an ice cream iPhone case that creepily stares at you.

There's also an ice cream iPhone case that creepily stares at you.

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Again, for $85, you could roughly buy 85 ice cream bars.

15. In the mood for a sorbet sundae instead? Check out this $5,295 clutch from Judith Leiber.

In the mood for a sorbet sundae instead? Check out this $5,295 clutch from Judith Leiber .

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16. Or simply settle for a $4,495 cupcake.

Or simply settle for a $4,495 cupcake .

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17. Man, that was one expensive meal.

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