As told by the cast of Portlandia, of course.
1. Never, under any circumstances, utter the word “lazy.”
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Ever.
2. Always at least pretend to be supportive of your significant other’s plan for the future.
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Even if that changes every five minutes.
3. It’s important to let the other person know what they mean to you.
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Like, a lot.
4. You learn to love that person’s scent.
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In a non-creepy kinda way.
5. Be honest from the beginning if you’re not a fan of something.
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Or you will eventually explode.
6. It’s alright to be that couple that tries a lot of new things together.
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People will be jealous.
7. Sometimes your best move is to let the other person vent and get everything out.
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Before you even THINK about speaking.
8. Asking your parents for advice is perfectly fine.
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They’ve been there.
9. You will learn to know exactly what your significant other orders.
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Down to the side of ranch dressing.
10. You’ve lucked out if you are with someone who is popular with everyone.
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Especially if they are a planner.
11. Don’t compare yourself to other couples.
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Especially on Facebook.
12. Don’t cheat.
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Just don’t.
13. Honesty will resolve conflicts a lot faster than dancing around the truth.
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Even though it may hurt a little bit.
14. …unless they are being ridiculous or unrealistic.
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Then, by all means, play the game.
15. Trust is a must.
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Or else it becomes a situation where your significant other thinks everyone is ^^^^
16. It’s a good idea to make plans for the future.
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Unless you don’t see it going anywhere.That could make things awkward.
17. Before you know it, the two of you will be able to communicate with just a look.
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While you creep out any bystanders.
18. Be 100% sure you want to move in with that other person.
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And don’t use a bike. That’s a big red flag.
19. If you’re not feeling it, don’t cave and get a pet “just because.”
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‘Cause that thing will tear you guys apart, man.
20. If they get you an article of clothing…
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At least wear it once.
21. Finally, always have their back. Even if they’re wrong.
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They’ll have yours, don’t worry.
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