1. Rugrats
Trade your little sister for a real life Reptar Bar? DONE.
2. Hook
Probably the most memorable food fight known to 90’s kids. The only way to summon bowls of neon frosting out of of thin air now would be while…on acid.
3. Aladdin
Aladdin giving some delicious looking bread to two children who mysteriously look like him. Also known as: Aladdin pays child support.
4. Winnie the Pooh
Don’t tell me you didn’t fantasize over how that honey tasted. Best guess: Taco Bell Nacho Cheese.
7. Richie Rich
Oh great, he has a fucking McDonalds too? What does Richie Rich have now though really? Diabetes.
9. Beauty and the Beast
Let’s face it. We’re all a little let down with life because our dishes don’t come to life and serve us food. Brad, the pizza guy does, and you have to pay him.
11. Blank Check
Besides hooking up with an older chick and having his own bounce castle kingdom, he got to eat ice cream guilt free with his best friend man servant. RESPECT.
12. A Little Princess
Why every girl age 6-11 not only wished their father had been blinded in a war, but that they had lived in an orphanage attic.
13. A Goofy Movie
Why we still have an odd fascination with Cheez Whiz. Pauly Shore, not so much.
14. Rock-A-Doodle-Do
Why getting your cock drunk before taking advantage of him is socially acceptable.
15. A Bug’s Life
Why we’ve always wondered what it would be like to slurp up a (cherry flavored?) breast implant.
16. All Dogs Go To Heaven
Charlie knew WHAT WAS UP. Brought his fellow orphan dogs pizza, did a little dance and then passed out. Charlie was drunk.
17. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Never underestimate the power of four RIPPING high turtles.
18. Jurassic Park
Jello boxes should basically come with a “May Bring Raptors” warning.
23. James and the Giant Peach
Didn’t really care how the peach tasted so much as how the DIRT WORM did. (Hotdogs?)
27. Matilda
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a “Brucey’s Cake Shop” opened. They could have Trunchbull Tarts, Matilda Macaroons and Danny-and-Rhea-Divorced-Desserts filled with tears.
28. Teen Witch
Besides having an eerie resemblance to a smaller, hairier Rodney Dangerfield, the little brother in Teen Witch makes a mean marshmallow pizza.
29. Mrs. Doubtfire
You dreamt of opening that fridge and shoving your face into a delicious vanilla cake. Or perhaps it was lemon? Possibly even coconut cream? Excuse me while I drool.
30. Kazaam
Not only did Shaq have the sickest rap skills, he made it rain (candy) long before anybody else.
31. It Takes Two
When we all secretly wished Kirstie Alley was our mom so epic food fights could happen on the regular.
32. All That
Let’s take a moment to pause and recognize how effing cool it is that Chris Farley was on this show. Besides the fact that he ruined Kenan’s cake. #KetchupNazi
33. Harry & The Hendersons
Why I thought a corsage was something delicious and edible until age 13.
34. The Sandlot
“They’re getting sick from the ride, right Dad? I mean they wouldn’t have taken any illegal substances, right?”
35. Mickey’s Jack and the Bean Stalk
Also known as Mickey, Donald and Goofy’s “College Years”
37. Harriet the Spy
“Mom, I can’t help it if I know what I like.” Words of wisdom Michelle Trachtenburg. That’s probably why you got pregnant on Gossip Girl.
38. The Little Rascals
Alfalfa won Darla over when he gave her those kitty litter sandwiches. Which one could only imagine tasted like a mixture of dirt, sugar and Grapenuts.
39. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
I would have shoved Mike TV’s mom into the chocolate river for a taste of that creamy mushroom.
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