‘I’m sure Putin just wet himself’: John Kerry takes to Twitter, boldly says nothing

http://twitter.com/#!/AaronWorthing/status/440180462485774336

We’ve already seen what might be John Kerry’s most ludicrous remark about Russia yet. Earlier today, he made more of his thoughts known on Twitter, which is always dangerous.

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/440147506941292544
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/440151727044431872
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/440160668616900608

How inspiring.

http://twitter.com/#!/PolitiBunny/status/440150588198645761
http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/440147244499468289

Not at all.

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