1. No one shows up at your house on a freezing cold night with cards professing their love to you.
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2. And if you do show up at your best friend’s house and profess your love to his wife, she’s not going to follow you down the street.
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4. No one gets chased through an airport!
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Especially post-9/11.
5. And the girl never follows you back out of security for a kiss.
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6. No one has such a deep connection that they don’t even need to speak the same language to know they’re in love.
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7. Nor would anyone jump into freezing, dirty water to save your typewritten manuscript.
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Make copies!
8. A whole town doesn’t follow you down the street to watch you propose.
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9. No matter how much the prime minister loves you, he’s not going to sever ties with a critical military ally for you.
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10. The prime minister also wouldn’t knock on door after door looking for you.
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There’s definitely someone on his staff that would do that for him.
11. And the prime minister wouldn’t kiss you backstage at a children’s pageant and then just wave to the crowd when you accidentally end up on stage.
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Even though everyone has just found out intimate details about his personal life.
12. Rent isn’t that steep in Wisconsin. Girls can afford more than one bed and a set of pajamas.
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13. Rock stars never ditch an Elton John party to come hang out with you.
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14. And Claudia Schiffer’s son definitely doesn’t go to your kid’s school!
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