Popular comic Cyanide and Happiness has given the meme world plenty of comics to exploit – and we’re adding another to the list. Their February 10th, 2016 comic, in which a woman requests that her partner talk to her like a f*cking idiot, is ripe for the editing. Here are some of our favorite variations. The…
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Move Over, Siri; Domino’s ‘Dom’ Really Delivers
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Domino’s Pizza delivery person Brandon Christensen plugs in the company sign atop his car as the sun sets, Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007, in Sandy, Utah.Image: Douglas C. Pizac/Associated Press Domino’s added a virtual assistant feature that brings Siri-like functionality to its iOS and Android apps Monday. The feature, nicknamed “Dom,” allows users to browse the…
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Pizza Girl On Kisscam Loves Her Pizza
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[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnLR7krxGog] Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2016/04/21/pizza-girl-on-kisscam-loves-her-pizza/
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Definitive Proof That Babies And Pizza Are The Exact Same Thing
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The two have way more in common than you think. Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/v/GtsDxQ4OihI. youtube.com 2. Saying cheese would take on a whole new meaning. View this image › youtube.com 3. As would saying things like this. View this image › youtube.com Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/jeffrubin/what-if-babies-were-pizza
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This Light Take On Pizza Bites Is About To Become Your Poolside Go-To!
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You know what’s the worst? Chilling by the pool at a cookout on a sweltering day and being assaulted with an onslaught of heavy food. Burgers are cool in theory, but when you’re drowning in your own sweat, the idea of scarfing down a greasy, fatty burger becomes less appealing by the second. The same…
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This Pilot Turned A Disaster Flight Into A Rad Middle School Sleepover! You Have To See He What Did.
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Waiting for your plane to leave the tarmac is an extremely stressful affair that can turn even the slickest Cool-Guy-Rick into the most anxious Neebly-Noodle Ned. Frontier Airlines Flight 719 was a Monday evening flight set to take off at 5:48pm but due to plane traffic didn’t actually take off until an hour later. As…
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Former Teacher Claims She Was Seduced By Teen, Which Is Still Statutory Rape BTW
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The Important Case For Eating Pizza While Walking
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It doesn’t come with a built-in bread handle for nothing. View this image › Thinkstock This is a serious question. Why don’t you see people walking down the streets of New York City eating pizza as they walk? By all logic, the streets should be lined with people going about their day, walking along and…
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This Insane Mac N’ Cheetos Pizza Combines Three Of Your Favorite Foods
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If you use your imagination while making homemade pizza, the possibilities are endless. One brave soul namedJP Lambiase decided to use his imagination to concoct an insane pizza made using mac n cheese and Cheeto dust. Thats right, that sticky orange fuzz on your fingers is food-porn gold. Lambiase, who writes for his blog appropriately…
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25 Dinners That Are Basically Impossible To Mess Up
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It’s time to break up with your microwave. View this image › 1. One Pot Wonder Chicken Lo Mein thewholesomedish.com thewholesomedish.com Why it’s impossible to screw up: Literally everything is cooked at the same time in the same pot. The recipe has three steps in the instructions. THREE. 2. Baked Mushroom Risotto View this…
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19 Things You Never Knew About Pizza Hut
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Make it great. 1. When Pizza Hut opened in Kansas, a small pizza cost 95 cents and a large one cost $1.50. View this image › Flickr: Paul Roth / Flickr: paulidin 2. Pizza Hut is so named because one of its founders’ wives thought the building it was in looked like a small hut.…
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How To Take A Slice Of Pizza Without Leaving Any Evidence
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It’s a geometrical puzzle. How can you steal a piece or two of pizza from a pie without your friends realizing that your hogging any? If you simply take a slice it’s obvious that someone took a piece. Thankfully, Dave Hax explains how to solve this predicament in this video. Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2015/01/12/how-to-take-a-slice-of-pizza-without-leaving-any-evidence/
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Pilot Orders Pizza For Entire Flight While Severely Delayed Due To Storm
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A Frontier Airlines pilot treated his passengers to pizza when storms forced the Denver-bound flight to be diverted to Wyoming. Adam Ritchie, a Domino’s Pizza manager in Cheyenne, Wyo., said he received a call from the Frontier Airlines pilot Monday at around 10 p.m. View this image › One of the passengers sent KUSA-TV photos…
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Pizza Waffles Are Real And The Only Thing You Need In Life (Video)
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Pizza is a near-perfect food. It has cheese (which science says can cure cancer, so its basically a health food). It has dough (carbs are proven to make people happy). It has sauce for those vegetables were apparently supposed to eat lots of (oops). The only real drawback of pizza? The grease-drip factor. Fortunately, there…