14 Reasons 2013 Was A Bad Year For Jose Canseco’s Goats

Jose Canseco
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My girlfriend Leila @ModelLeila wants to buy fainting goats tomorrow . Great

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Leaving for bum f*** Egypt with @ModelLeila…. 5 hour drive..to get our 2 fainting goats tomorrow morning. Making a documentary on it

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Jose Canseco
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Fainting goats tomorrow will be @ModelLeila ‘s children until we have our own .They will join our zoo of 4 dogs and tortoises. More to come

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Jose Canseco
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Got our goats . Any suggestions for names ? They’re both girls

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Jose Canseco
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Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome

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Jose Canseco
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@ModelLeila and I and our goat fever . Both goats keep staring me down I think they’re in heat

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Jose Canseco
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These goats could’ve broken @cubs curse. It’s a sign.

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Jose Canseco
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How can I stop the goats from head butting @ModelLeila and I dogs ?

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Jose Canseco
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Yes everyone my girlfriend Leila &I @ModelLeila bought fainting goats& they were in the car w/diapers so they don’t piss and shit everywhere

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Jose Canseco
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@ModelLeila ..Our 4 dogs in the room.. 2 goats in the bathroom, and 2 tortoises in the shower.8 animals in our room.

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My girl Leila @ModelLeila and her best friend in la tonight. We miss our goats

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How can we stop our dogs from eating our goats poop? @ModelLeila

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Leila Knight
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Damn goat woke me up on my bday at 7 am

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We got a very serious Goat warning from HOA?!? @ModelLeila

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