Yesterday Scotland voted to remain part of the United Kingdom. It’s been an emotional and passionate journey but ultimately the people have decided that we are better together.
One man that kept us entertained throughout the evening was Twitter’s parody account Angry Salmond. His tweets were hilarious.
He’s been preaching his policies from day one…
The big night came and he did some patiently waiting
This is me patiently waiting for Scottish independence. #VoteYes #SexySocialism pic.twitter.com/FzwUUGWVsN
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 18, 2014
Some last minute reminders of life in an Independent Scotland
In an independent Scotland, nobody will do that thing where you wash a spoon under the tap and water goes everywhere.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 18, 2014
In an independent Scotland, bus stops will have bartenders.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 18, 2014
By the sound of it he was having a great time…
You're not really doing independence-eve properly unless you're half way down a bottle of Bells blasting Iron Maiden's "The Clansman".
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 18, 2014
Sturgeon is on her second Red Bull. It's like sharing a room with a large squirrel.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 18, 2014
In an independent Scotland, you'll never have to put a napkin under a table leg because it's too wobbly.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 18, 2014
Where the fuck is Clackmannanshire?
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
This is like Eurovision except you can vote for your own country…even if you don't…fucking Shetland.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
Bloody Shetland. This is what happens when you give ponies the vote.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
Sturgeon is singing a very sad, slow rendition of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. Everyone in the room is crying.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
Love Dundee. I had the best sex of my life in Dundee. #SexySocialism
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
All these places I always assumed were boring as fuck are now being confirmed as being boring as fuck.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
Towards the end realisation set in…
We know Alistair Darling and the #BetterCampaign were utter crap. People voted "No" because they were poofs – and not even in the gay way.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
I'm thinking the solution to this problem is to make Glasgow an independent country. #SexySocialism
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
This is my "Oh, fuck" face. pic.twitter.com/IvtlI3QD5d
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. pic.twitter.com/G47O51LeyM
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
In an independent Scotland, you wouldn't be fucking devastated right now.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) September 19, 2014
Although this account is a parody, it does seem as though the individual behind it was a very passionate yes voter. He, like many others, may be disappointed today, but if the talk from Westminster is to be believed then there will be change in the near future and hopefully this will go some of the way to satisfying those that felt leaving the union would mean a better future for Scotland.
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