10 Signs You Were Raised In An Atheist Household

Sound familiar?

1. Your family said grace before every meal, but very sarcastically.

5. Your dog was uncircumcised.

6. Richard Dawkins had a key to your garage, and sometimes youd go in there and hed be taking a nap or eating popcorn from an unmarked bag.

7. A common thing that would happen in your house is that your dad would say, I dont believe God exists in the morning, and then later that night your mom would leave your dad a note that read Dear husband, I agree with what you said earlier about God not existing. It is correct.

8. When you were growing up, your parents never once took you down to the God cave to feed the Lord monster old newspapers.

9. Your parents never let you hang out with the pope.

10. You still dont believe in jacuzzis.

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