Donald Trump, do you know that guy? You may have heard his name being brandished around recently. Apparently he’s in the running to be the next leader of the “free world.” I tell you what we do know about the man, he loves Hispanics. How do we know this? Well, he told us. Take a…
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GB Swimmer Smashes World Record On First Day Of Olympics
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Team GB swimmerAdam Peaty smashed his own world record yesterday, swimming 100 metres (breaststroke) in 57.55 seconds. He set the record last year, swimming the same distance in 57.92 seconds, and he claims that he was able to beat it this timethanks to the “adrenaline rush” he got from walking into Rio’s aquatic centre. Speaking…
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What Would Happen If The World Lost All Oxygen For Just 5 Seconds? This Will Blow Your Mind.
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Oxygen. We breathe it, yes. Often though, people forget about everything else that it does. We decided to list what would happen if we lost ALL oxygen on the planet for just 5 seconds. This will amaze you. Everyone would immediately get sunburns. Molecular oxygen in the air protects our skin against the ultraviolet rays…
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New Research On The Female Orgasm Means Some Men May Need A Rethink
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New research is claiming that there is no such thing as a vaginal orgasm, a clitoral orgasm or even a G-spot. That’s great Mr Scientist, but what does that leave us with? We are pretty sure that women haven’t been faking it EVERY SINGLE TIME? Have they? Apparently not. Phew. The research author has…
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News Presenter Is Being Applauded For His Powerful Message About How To Combat ISIS
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He points out that taking credit for ‘DIY terrorists’, is what ISIS does, so that they appear: “bigger and tougher than they actually are.” Directly quoting the organisations monthly magazine, Waleed says that the below is ISIS’ aim: So by claiming every single attack they appear to be ever growing, hiding the fact that last…
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Photographer Captures Women’s Faces As They Orgasm
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Photographer Albert Pocejhad an idea that came to him in a dream, he wanted to capture the moment at which women reached orgasm. First off, it must have been a pretty pleasant dream, and secondly, how do you go about finding said women? Well Albert messaged all of his female Facebook friends and eventually found…
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Father-Of-Two Becomes ‘Convinced He’s Pregnant After Having Gay Sex’
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We’ve all come out with stupid things, or believed very wrong things. I once worked with a girl who didn’t know tuna was a fish. These things happen. I think we all feel a little more intelligent when we hear that someone, somewhere genuinely believed he was pregnant after having gay sex. Despite, you know,…
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Drunk Driver Convinced He’s Been In 10 Year Coma
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Friends of a man who has been arrested five times for drink-driving staged an elaborate prank in a bid to prevent him re-offending. YouTube prankster Tom Mabe, of ‘MabeInAmerica’, from Louisville, Kentucky, decided to take matters into his own hands when his friend passed out after his latest heavy drinking session. Using an office mocked up…
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The “Corn Drill Challenge” Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong For This Girl
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Firstwe had the ice-bucket challenge, where people were encouraged to dump a bucket of icy water over their heads, then there was the condom challenge, where we were all supposed to do the same with water-filed condoms. Now – the latest craze to hit the internet – we have the “corn drill” challenge, and to…
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Woman Who Lost 150 lbs Shares Honest Photo About The Reality Of Extreme Weight Loss
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At just 23-years-old, Aubrey Johansen weighed 350 pounds (about 25 stone), and doctors warned her that, if she didn’t lose weight, she could only expect to live for another 15 years. This warning, along with her rejection from four musical schools – all which told her she was too large to expect to be cast…
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Bake-Off Winner Nadiya Hussain Will Be Baking The Queen’s Birthday Cake
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There we were, wrongly thinking that winning the Great British Bake Off was just good for your ego, and Christmas recipe book sales. Meanwhile, the most recent winner Nadiya Hussain has scored the gig of a lifetime – and will be in charge of making the Queen’s birthday cake. The 31-year-old has been asked to…
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People Aren’t Happy About Sam Smith’s Oscar Acceptance Speech
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Man ‘Accidentally Killed’ His Girlfriend With A Cucumber
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There is something about sex that makes people do crazy things. I’ve heard the urban horror stories of men putting poor hamsters in their bottoms, and even experienced the nightmarish sensation of Two Girls One Cup. In a very sad turn of events a man has reportedly ‘accidentally killed’ his girlfriend after using a cucumber…
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Horrifying Video Shows Man Knock His Girlfriend To The Ground With Violent Punches
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A brutal video showing a physical fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend has emerged, showing first the girlfriend repeatedly punching and kicking her boyfriend, before he turns on her. Starting with the girlfriend punching her boyfriend, reportedly shouting “what the f**k did you do?”, the couple then embrace (albeit roughly), and the boyfriend says, “I…
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Sleep Texting Is Now A Thing And It Could Get Seriously Weird
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Just imagine. You fall asleep at night. Sleep soundly for a whole six hours, but then wake up to find that you’ve somehow text your Gran some jibberish, snapchatted a picture of yourself snoring, and matched with your boss on Tinder. While this – hopefully – has never happened to you, sleep-texting is on the…
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Channel Four Just Bought ‘Bake Off’ For An Eye-Watering Amount Of Money
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Channel Four has poached The Great British Bake Off, offering just about triple what the BBC were willing to pay to keep it. Business Insider reports that negotiations between Love Productions (who make Bake Off) and the BBC had been ongoing all year, with a last-ditch meeting taking place yesterday. The BBC offered 15 million…
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“Filthiest TV Show Ever” Set To Shock Viewers Tonight With Seven Sex Scenes
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There is nothing more awkward than when you’re innocently watching TV with your parents, and the show suddenly takes a raunchy turn for the worst and the actors start going at it like nobody’s watching. If you’re currently at home and want to avoid that, or just don’t like the thought of getting hot under…
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This Face-Swap Of The Queen And Prince George Is Freaking Everyone Out
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A family portrait of the Queen, and her three heirs (Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince George) was released today, to mark Elizabeth II’s 90th birthday (tomorrow). Lovely. Well, knowing an opportunity when she saw one, Twitter user @jennywhojennydecided to face-swap The Queen and her great-grandson. Shecame up with this: Amazing, right? The good people…